"HIIIIIiiiiii, Girl!!! Whatchu doing?? Awww, such a sweet puppy! HII PEP! Come here and seeeee meeee!!! Kissy kissy, love you, smoochy face!!!"
This is how I greet my cat when I haven't seen her for a week:
"Oh, hi, Kitten. You don't really smell good like a kitten anymore, you pretty much just smell like a regular cat. Let's snuggle for one minute then I'll go back to mostly ignoring you and I'll ask you to do the same for me."
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