Here's a rough idea of what I think every time I contemplate returning to school tomorrow:
"Back to school on Monday...that sucks."
"Oh! But I only have 10 days of school left! That's awesome!"
"Wait...three of those days will be taken over by AP exams, which I'm pretty sure were designed by Lucifer."
"Hm. At least these exams don't really count for anything. Who cares if I fail? I'm taking these classes next year anyway."
At which point Lucifer steps in and says:
"Have fun spending 3 hours hunched over a desk trying to write three essays on three different days, all the while dreaming of a beach and hoping your hand doesn't fall off! MWAHAHAHAHA!!"
8 days from now, you can find me running about the streets of Baltimore, pausing only to do heel clicks or to throw Calculus notes off bridges. Until then, I'll be sharpening pencils and trying not to get my tears on my flashcards.
Is there an alternate universe where I can read books all day and never interact with anyone ever?
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